So you want to know more about Harold O. Bogart?

HOB began adulthood a Navy Seal and later flew with the Blue Angels, before representing Iceland at the Mr. Universe paegent. He won in the knobby knees division but did less well in yodeling. He later counseled youth through drive-through windows at various eating establishments before turning to creative fantasy butter sculpting and fiction.

Beyond that. all we’ll say for sure is that HOB is a pen name for an author who thrives in anonymity. He reads a ton of fantasy and has played countless hours of D&D. Entire worlds live in his head. Yet he has an actual, real-world career that’s rather demanding. Maybe he works for the government? Maybe he’s one of those lawyers on the billboards? He’s got enough mischievous creativity to fill this page regularly with bogus biographic information, so who knows if you’ll ever learn the truth. Head over the contact page and shoot us a guess. We won’t tell you if you’re right.